King Nothings

The Pid Mr. Pidd, Piddyful, He/It He can only comprehend the current second of time, and reacts accordingly, with an 'uh' or 'HUH' or 'HUUUOH' or 'HOOOONNNEY'; Usually back to 'uh'. Put him in front of a cute object for him to be in a time loop of ecstasy forever. He has a Shasta hat for his work he doesn't go to but lost it.	The Duts They/Them Evil creatures of immense power even they can't comprehend. They glow when they are gonna do something scary, but always back down at the last second. They are the force that drives blinking.
Bongo Bee DJ Bongo Breeze, He/Him A bee, there are two of him. Easily thrown.	Wink Bee(s) Tickle Bees, They/Them Swarm of 'Tickle Bees' that has a leader with the ability to wink a single eyelash. Known to play 'find you', 'dump bee out', and 'put bee in'. In a love triangle with Stingby and Ao Oni.
Fuckass He/They Why is he born.	Eet it/its Flies in vertical circles and loops only. Taught The Pid how to fly the same, but when Pid forgets he comes crashing down to earth.
Chicken Ass He/Him In a deeply homosexual courtship with Johnny Joestar.	??? it/its Hangs from a ceiling fan, its name is whatever you want at any given moment.
The Nurt Ancient artifact that was lost for many years, returned as prophesized.

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